Xander stirred when he felt Spike’s hands on him again and he groaned, but not out of lust or pleasure.  It was – he blearily checked the clock – a little after nine in the morning, and Spike hadn’t let him sleep for a single uninterrupted hour during the night.  No holding, no cuddling, not a murmur of affection, simply…sex.  The act, devoid of emotion and with the minimum of care, the vampire almost clinical in his detachment; Xander had had enough.

“No,” he said firmly, barely patiently, “not again.”

“C’mon, Love,” Spike whispered, commencing the manipulative physical wind around Xander which, so far, had inevitably led to the man’s compliance.

“No.”

Xander pushed Spike away and swung himself up and out of bed, a fast move that kept him just ahead of Spike’s hands and able to lock himself in the bathroom before he could be intercepted.  Slosh when he walked was right, and spent semen was running down his thighs before he could get to the toilet to expel it.  Not quite so sexy in the cold light of day.

Cleaned up and bracing himself, he re-entered the bedroom, snatching up fresh clothes from the spare bed and rapidly beginning to dress; Spike was there in seconds, trying to persuade him to do the opposite, but once again, the vampire was pushed away.

“Come back to bed, Xander.  Please.  I need you.”

Xander jerked around and grabbed Spike’s upper arm, giving him a brisk shake to ensure his attention.

“Stop this.  Now.”

“Xander…”

“You promised me once that you’d stop if I asked.”

“That was different.”

“So…what?  Despite the things you said yesterday, the respect is all used up?”

Spike tried, once again, to press closer.

“I want you.  Need you.”

“This isn’t need,” Xander immediately contradicted, fighting to keep his temper under control.  “This isn’t about wanting me, Spike, it’s about distraction, and it’s about using me as a masturbatory aid.”  That did stop Spike; he stepped back and regarded Xander curiously.  “I lost count of the times you fucked me in the night, and it wasn’t actually anything to do with me in a sexual sense, was it?”

“You didn’t say no.”

“Because I’m feeling guilty about what you’re going through: it’s my fault, I know that and I feel…I feel terrible about it.  And while you won’t talk about what happened, I…”

“I don’t want to talk.”

“Yes, I know.”

“This mean you’re coming back to bed?”

“I ache.  Inside.  You were really going for it and I ache inside, and I’m sore outside.”

“I can stop the soreness.  Let me…”

Xander backed away from Spike's advance.

“That is so not going to happen.  The moment you get that close you’ll be fucking me again.”

“You could fuck me instead.”

“You’re missing the point.”

“I promise, if you say no…”

“I’m saying no.  Now, just…let me get some clothes on.  I’m going out.  I’ll check for a duffel, I’ll have breakfast, pick up a newspaper…”

The moment Xander took his eye off Spike to continue dressing, the vampire had him in a clinch.  Xander struggled furiously, and eventually Spike had to let him go.

“Xander, don’t…”

“Am I getting this wrong?  Is it simply that killing someone has made you so horny that…”

“It’s not about—  Please, Love, don’t turn me down, it’s the only thing that stops me thinking.”

“But you need to think.  You need to confront this to get through it.”  Spike gave a brief shake of the head and finally wandered away; Xander hurriedly finished dressing while he had the chance.  When he was ready to leave he pulled on his coat - thankfully too preoccupied to worry about where it had been – then grabbed the car keys and a handful of cash from the heap on the table.  “Can I get you anything?”

“D’know.  Masturbatory aid?”

“Funny guy,” came through clenched teeth as Xander crossed to the door.

“You want me to keep away from you now?” Spike enquired, anxiety ringing out loud and clear.

One foot over the threshold, Xander paused.

“No, not keep away, I don’t want that.  But what you – we – need is for you to think about how to deal with what happened.  If you’d talk to me maybe I could help you but you won’t talk.  So you need to think it through and deal with it, hopefully before you fuck me to death.”

“I never mean to hurt you.”

Xander made himself look back and give Spike the best, albeit hopelessly inadequate reassuring smile that he could muster.

“I know.”

And he left.

Spike went to the window and risked peering through a chink in the drapes to watch Xander walk away; he saw him hesitate and glance over his shoulder, saw the worry on his face, and although Spike dearly wished that Xander would turn around and come back this minute, he could appreciate why that was impossible.

Spike didn’t want to talk, he didn’t want to think, he simply wanted the diverting comfort of Xander’s presence, and the closer the better, but it was painfully obvious that pursuing that presence was simply driving Xander away.

There had to be way through this without…  No.  Xander was right.  A barrage of expletives came and went as Spike miserably accepted that he had to think.  And then he’d have to talk.  He’d have to be…honest.

And then – only then – he’d have Xander back.

Maybe.

…

Just as difficult to walk back in as it had been to walk away, but Xander paused at the door, took a deep breath and fixed a somewhat positive expression on his face before entering their room.  Spike was lounging on the bed, a studied pose that was supposed to convey his peace of mind to Xander but failed miserably because he was working way too hard at being relaxed.

“Hey,” Xander greeted him, bringing in the duffel he’d found in the trunk of the car.  “You want to plunder the loot or shall I?”

With a hard done by sigh Spike gathered himself up.

“Let me.  If we miss anything I don’t want anyone blaming you.”

Spike rifled through the duffel’s contents as Xander dropped the car keys and his newspaper on the table, shucked off his coat and turned to the kitchenette to make coffee.

“Anything I can wear in there?  Jesus, I can’t believe I’m letting Angel dress me, but I have this really intense craving for a single item of clothing that doesn’t smell of motel laundry room.”

“Hang on.”  Spike dove deeper and came up with a lambswool sweater in a deep auburny brown.  “Here.”

He tossed it over to Xander, who caught it and screwed his fingers into the softness.

“You ever waste the kind of money he does on clothes?”

With a spontaneous chuckle, Spike simply held his hands out in a ‘look at me’ gesture, and Xander returned the smile.  Simplicity was certainly Spike’s style, and it was still all about the tight black t and worn black jeans that perfectly complimented his lithe body, the scruffy DM boots and iconic duster that were presently flung under or over the armchair.

“This is where you tell me I look great,” Spike nonchalantly told Xander.

“You look great,” Xander obliged with a tad less flippancy.

Xander set the sweater aside and brought Spike a cup of coffee before settling at the table to read his paper as Spike went through the sheaf of documents Angel had sent.

“‘Tania is presently in Lestor’s Mission Hospital receiving treatment, but her condition is stable and a full recovery is expected’,” Xander read aloud.  “That’s good to see in black and white.”

“Wouldn’t want to be in her head though,” Spike murmured, half-listening, half-not.

“That’s exactly what I thought yesterday, when John—  ‘Sheriff Meyer has asked witnesses to come forward, with the assurance of complete discretion.’  Complete discretion…” Xander repeated thoughtfully.  “John must’ve gone with your idea about the shouldn’t be coupling couple.”  Xander read on.  “Hey.  ‘Police have issued a statement linking a Bradfield man, Derek Arthur Koga, with their enquiry’.”  Spike looked over, interested now.  “It says he was identified by forensics…you must have been right about the blanket.”

“She stank of him, they probably found…”

“Don’t want to know!”  Xander glared a Too Much Information at Spike and went back to the paper.  “Apparently…he has a record of violence, particularly against women, and if we see him we’re not to approach him, but we should give the cops a call,” Xander finished with amused irony heavy in his tone.  “Thanks but no thanks, seen the cops in action, sticking with the vamp.”

“Are you?” Spike asked quietly, unable to even look at Xander now.

Xander quickly put aside the paper and crossed to Spike, drawing him to sit on the end of the bed, firmly holding both his hands and assuring…

“You are troubled, not un-stick-withable.”

Spike accepted that with a nod but didn’t believe it for a moment, not for the first time trying to figure how his pathetically humble soul could overwhelm the demon’s arrogant self-confidence.  He sat in silence for a few minutes, staring at Xander’s unmoving hands in his.  When he looked up again it was with a weak smile.

“This man goes to hell, right, and when he gets there he finds it’s not fire and brimstone, but it’s a massive lake of diarrhoea and he’s standing in it, with the shit up to his chin.  He turns to the bloke next to him and says, ‘Well, after what I expected, this isn’t too bad.’  The bloke replies, ‘Wait till midday.’  ‘Why, what happens at midday?’  ‘That’s when Satan brings out his speedboat.’”  Xander cringed at the mental picture but couldn’t help laughing.  “Xander…  It feels like I’m about to hit midday.”

The laughter was gone in an instant, and Xander gently persuaded Spike closer, hugging him and cupping the back of his head, fingers soothingly stroking through the loose curls.

“’Cause you’re thinking?” Xander asked in a hushed voice.  “Or ‘cause you’re scared to think?”

“Take your pick,” Spike answered wryly, turning to press his face into Xander’s neck.

“Do you want…  What do you want?  Right now?”

Xander was expecting the answer to the obvious one: more sex.  He was taken aback when it turned out to be a politely, almost demurely delivered request.

“Talk to me.  Please.  Not about this.”

“Uh…okay.”  Xander shuffled further onto the bed and coaxed Spike along with him, finally pushing and prodding Spike into the desired position: facing away so Xander could cuddle up to his back and hold him tightly.  “Okaaay.  I’m assuming we talk rather than me talk.  Anywhere I can’t go?  Other than Koga?”  Spike shook his head.  “Then tell me why you gave the brooch to Angel.  I feel bad about that: something else that’s my fault.”

“Because of you, but there’s no fault involved.  I just knew that, after what you experienced during that reading, I’d never see it the same way.  My memories are preferable to the associations that brooch now has; I don’t want to think of Dru with Angelus, I want to think of her with me, loving me.  No reminders of her with him and I can do that.”

“She did love you, very much.”

“You felt it?”

“I did, strongly, and she knew you were…better than him.  Your love was true.  Pure.  Not about what you were getting out of it, unlike Angelus.”

“He always was a selfish bugger,” Spike agreed.

“What do you miss most?  About Dru?  If you don’t mind me asking,” Xander quickly added.

“I don’t mind.”  Spike took his time thinking and Xander hoped they were happy thoughts.  “It’s…  I say this and you have to produce too.  Something you wouldn’t tell me if you hadn’t been forced into it.”

“I didn’t force…”

“Agreed?”

“Quid pro quo?” Xander smiled, remembering another conversation a few short weeks ago.  “Okay.”

“Right.  What I miss most…”

Spike paused again and Xander blew a raspberry on his neck, earning a soft snicker and a protracted squirm.

“C’mon, it’s going to be about eviscerating priests or something; I’m ready for it.”  Xander leant up on one elbow in a bid to see anything of Spike’s expression, just in case.  Spike looked at him over his shoulder with a smile that was accompanied by a loose shake of the head.  Xander comically scowled.  “If it’s the sex you change your story, like, now.”

“Nah.”

“No?”

Spike turned his face completely away, depriving Xander of any clues as to his feelings.

“Just…being able to kiss someone and know it’s wanted.  It’s welcome.  Not having to wait for permission, or worry about being thought offensive, or…”

Xander grabbed Spike and dragged him around, pulling him into a sloppy, unsophisticated, hugely appreciated kiss.

“You know…  Spike…  You know you have that now, don’t you?  You know that.”

“I suppose…I’ve been trying to know that.”

“Know it,” Xander insisted, nodding, “know it.”

“Until you say no again.”

“That’s the way it goes.  I have the right to say no but it doesn’t mean you don’t have the right to try.  Works both ways and it’s not the biggest deal.”

“There’s a lot that you don’t mind until you do mind.”

“Whatever,” Xander dismissed, and he kissed Spike again, leaving him smiling as he settled by his side.

“So…” Spike clarified, “my kisses are welcome even when you don’t want them?”

“Yeah,” Xander beamed, and Spike shook his head, laughing softly.

“Can I tell you one more thing and then we swiftly move on to your confession?”

“Uh-huh.”

Spike wriggled onto his side, facing Xander and making the most of his newly acknowledged right.  On this occasion his attention was, undoubtedly, welcome.

“You’re lovely to kiss.”

“I am?”

“You really are.”

“What makes me…”

“Your turn.”

“Ah, c’mon, just…”

“Your turn.”

Xander hmmphed and reverted to the scowl until Spike pushed him onto his back and snuggled up.

“It has to be something I miss?” Xander asked, trying to recall his original question.

“Not necessarily.  Something you wouldn’t tell me at any other time.  Something you’ve never told anyone else would be nice.”

Xander thought.

“Does it have to be something I don’t want to tell you?  Can it be something it would be a relief to say that I’ve never been able to tell anyone else?  Something that you swear you’d never repeat?”  A frown creased Spike’s brow, and he started to lean up to face Xander.  Xander cupped the vampire’s head, tucking it under his chin and holding Spike there.  “No, don’t, if you look at me I won’t be able to say it.  And now it sounds all overly dramatic and…and…”

“Say it, Love,” Spike softly encouraged.  “You have my word it goes no further.”

“Good, yeah, umm…  I’ve…umm…”  Xander took a deep breath.  “There have been times when I’ve been so worn out and lonely I haven’t wanted to carry on with this stage of my life.”

“Before you found your home?”

“Before.  Since,” Xander admitted reluctantly.  “And there was one time when I…  I had this accident, stepped out in front of a car I kinda…didn’t but…did notice.”

“To get out of this life?”

“I thought the next level of existence would be so much better than this one.  Easier.”

“You still feel that way?”

“Yes.  I mean, yes, I know it will be better.  But there have been no more accidents, I promise you.  There won’t be.  And I’m done talking about it.”  Spike’s arm crept around Xander’s waist, the grip tightening until it was almost painful.  Xander didn’t object for a second.  “God, I’ve wanted to say that out loud for so long.  But I’m still shocked at how much better I feel for telling you that.”

“Confession being good for the soul?  What is this, not-so-subliminal advertising?”

“No.  This is me being as selfish as Angelus.”

Quiet comfort all round and it wasn’t long until the disturbed night began to catch up with Xander; while he dozed, Spike tried a little tentative thinking, and when that proved to be too disturbing the vampire crept away and read the newspaper, cover to cover, forcing himself to concentrate on every single, tedious word.

When he was finished reading, Spike stared at Xander’s sleeping form for five minutes, willing him to wake up; when that didn’t work he gave the other chair at the table a hearty kick, and the resulting crash as it flipped onto its back was loud enough to have Xander shooting up in bed, staring about himself in alarm.

“Sorry, Love, just me being clumsy.”  Xander took in the whereabouts of the chair, then Spike’s unrepentant face; with a dismissive wave, he yawned and flopped back down.  “Did you read all of this?” Spike asked, determined to keep Xander conscious.  He flicked to the second double-page spread on the Tania story and scanned the columns for what he wanted.  “‘Speculation that a spiritualist medium was consulted regarding the case has been dismissed by Sheriff Meyer, although it was revealed that Undersheriff John Randall recently visited Lestor Spiritualist Chapel on a personal, not professional matter.’  How d’you reckon they’d’ve found out about that?”  No reply and Spike glanced across the room, expecting to find Xander napping, but Xander was frozen in place and staring, horrified, at the wall to the side of the bed, where a large, unclassifiable bug was wandering down the paintwork.

“Is – is that…”  Xander’s tremulous voice failed him.

Spike was there in a second, slamming his fist against the bug and expecting to feel its body break as it smashed against the wall.  But…nothing.

“Get me a cloth, I’ll clean this up,” Spike told Xander lightly, keeping his fist against the wall until Xander’s back was turned, then taking a quick peek to confirm the lack of mushed insect.

“Not there, is it?” Xander said shakily, wringing a cloth in his hands but not venturing back to that area of the room.

Spike dropped his fist, acted out a search of the immediate area.

“I think I missed it.”

“How can anyone as fast as you…”  Once again Xander’s voice failed him as a faint hissing sound swirled around the exterior of the room.  “Not again.  Dear God, not again.”  Spike ran the few steps to a justifiably dismayed Xander and pulled him protectively near, letting the man cling to him as, rigidly still, they concentrated on the noise: over ten minutes that felt like two hours the hissing swelled and ebbed, swelled…and dissipated.

A further ten minutes of keen, motionless listening, then together they went to the window and exposed an inch of glass to look through, only to find the world outside winter-drab and unexceptional, certainly unpopulated by swarms of non-corporeal bugs.

“I want to leave,” Xander announced as he pointlessly massaged his temple with a trembling hand, unable to alleviate the sudden pulsating ache inside his skull.  “Maybe I’m fooling myself that we can keep one step ahead of this – this…thing, but…  I want to leave.”

“Want to risk going to LA?  You could talk to the boffins, they could make a start on figuring out what it is.”

Xander was already shaking his head; he waved his hand to vaguely take in their surroundings.

“Nothing like as bad as before, agreed?”

“Your head’s hurting.”

“But it’s not like before.  None of this is.  Still possibly fooling myself, but the entity seems to be getting weaker, and maybe…if we keep moving it will have a hard time finding me again, we’ll get Dead Guy dealt with, then we’ll go to LA.  If necessary.”

“You don’t want to.”

“I really don’t, not if I can avoid it.”

As Spike inwardly fumed about Xander being frightened and tormented, the man in question warily left the zone in search of painkillers for his headache, easing open the bathroom door an inch at a time and suspiciously peering inside for several minutes, taking his time accepting that the space wasn’t crawling with bugs before venturing in and toward the stash of Advil in his washbag.

Drugs taken, Xander sat on the closed toilet seat and dropped his head into his hands, soon moving his left hand to press over the once-again tender eye socket; no mentioning it to Spike though: he couldn’t face another of the vampire’s ‘treatments’ when it came to that particular area of his body.

He could hear Spike in the next room, banging about, probably packing, but there was always the possibility that his friend could just be taking some frustration out on the fixtures and fittings.  Friend.  Spike.  That made Xander smile, despite the perpetual knot in his gut over what he’d done to Spike, made Spike do for him.  Made?  Yes.  No choice for Spike, not when it came to protecting his potentially world-saving charge, and Xander felt his own selfishness and inconsideration keenly.  Encouraging Spike to talk about what had happened wasn’t simply about easing the vampire’s conscience.

“All right, Love?”  Xander looked up and studied the concerned face.  “What?”

“You’re…my friend.”

Spike looked a little startled, but came further into the room, kneeling between Xander’s feet and laying his hands inertly on Xander’s thighs.

“Yes.”

“I’m very happy about that.”

“Me too,” Spike admitted charily, obviously wondering where this was going, but Xander added nothing more, simply rested his hands over Spike’s and leaned forward to press a kiss to his cheek.  “Are you all right, Xander?”

“Have you been packing?”

“Xander…”  Spike…let it go.  “I started to.  Then I realised if I carried on you’d never find anything so I left the rest for you.”

“Okay.”

“We’ve got a few hours to kill, so…”  Spike shrugged.  “Nap?  See if that helps your head?”  Xander chuckled to himself.  “What?”

“Since you turned up on my doorstep I seem to have spent most of my time in bed, or in trouble.”

Spike agreed with a nod.

“And the two aren’t mutually exclusive.”

Xander’s chuckle broke into a laugh and Spike’s tense face relaxed a tad.

“I’m going to write this up for Willow, and I’m going to include it all.  The fights, the peace, the mindlessly humping the vampire, the…the…”

“Ill-considered interference in matters that don’t concern you…”

“The additional fighting ‘cause of that…”

“The making up, you have to include that.”

“I will.  I’m gonna write…  ‘Sex with Spike has been…’”

“The best of my pathetic human life?”

“‘…extraordinary.  But…my poor, poor ass’,” Xander concluded with a giggle.

“Make it better, shall I?” Spike offered, caught between Xander’s humour and his own niggling regrets.  “I really didn’t mean to make you sore, I…”

“I think we covered this earlier and the answer is still no.  We both know what will happen and, presently, my ass and I have to politely decline.”

“Even if it’s not a substitute for thinking and talking?  Even if it’s a bog-standard bout to relieve a few hormonal demands?  Even if it’s my arse taking the pounding?”

“Stop with the reasonable, it’s not happening.  I’m going to take a shower, and I’ll feel much…”

“Am I invited?  Purely for your protection against the entity?”

“Purely that, huh?”  Spike nodded and nipped in for a kiss that Xander avoided.  “Any sentence from you that contains the word ‘purely’ is immediately classified as BS.  Just so’s you know.”  Xander shivered as Spike sucked on his neck, well away from the scar, but still making him feel zingy and horny.  It took several half-hearted attempts to push Spike off.

“C’mon, Love, play nicely.”

“Me play nicely?”

“Vampire here: oral fixation.  Surely you must have something I can su—”

Spike was bundled out of the bathroom before he could start phase two of his offensive.  Back to alone and quiet, and there had to be a way to divert his thoughts.  He scanned their untidy domain, finally spotting the solution: Xander’s puzzle book.  With a resentful kind thought directed at Douglas, Spike took the book and settled on the bed, turning to a new page and appraising the brain-numbing poser.

When Xander emerged from his shower he dried off and dressed, dithering over wearing the lambswool sweater, but finally pulling it on and taking a moment to wallow in the sheer luxury of it.  He completed the outfit with his baggiest, least alluring, sweatpants – hoping to discourage Spike’s lusty thoughts – and climbed onto the bed, very deliberately not looking at the hopefully bug-free wall.

“New puzzle?” he asked.  Spike nodded and Xander peered at the page.  “Oh, yeah, we’ll be dead before that one’s finished.”

“You think?”

“That’s the kind I always give up on, they make no sense, absolutely no sense.”

Spike casually ripped the page out of the book, screwed it into a ball, and flicked it away.

“Try another one, shall we?”

“Why didn’t I think of that?  The hours I’ve wasted…”

“Want to do this?”

“Do you?”

“I want a little diversion, but these are so bloody tedious it’s a fine line between diversion and brain death.”  Xander took the book from Spike and tossed it onto the storage bed.  “Does that mean…  What does that mean?  You’re forcing me to talk?  ‘Cause, I’m warning you, I…”

“Want me to paint your nails?” Xander offered, running a fingertip over the chipped polish on Spike’s thumbnail.  “Thanks to my girls you’re looking at a professional standard manicurist.”

“Bit out of practise, aren’t you?”

“Excuse me.  Did you see Simone’s nails?”

“And you think you’re going to have to tell them you’re gay.”  Glare.  “Do mine, I’ll do yours.  Actually that offer applies to any body part.”

Xander pointedly ignored the latter portion of Spike’s dubious generosity and studied his own hand and nails.

“I don’t think it would suit me.”

“That’s not what it’s about.”

“No?  Oh.  Okay.”

So Xander painted Spike’s fingernails, and Spike painted Xander’s.  Then Spike painted Xander’s toenails, and all the while they chatted about nothing much, exchanging trinkets of memories from the past, Spike delighting Xander by dredging up every amusing mishap that had befallen Angel over recent years, and then fabricating a few more for the sake of entertainment.

“Y’know…  I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather be with right now,” Xander announced, completely out of the blue, and Spike, touched, appreciative, wanting to show that but also begrudgingly behaving himself, picked up the closest foot and kissed the instep.  “Jesus, every touch…” Xander grumbled.  “Stop being so damn sexy, will you?”

“I wasn’t…!  Is there anywhere you don’t have an erogenous zone?”

“Apparently not.  At least where you’re concerned.”

Spike adopted his best martyred expression.

“It’s a hard life, being a veritable sex god.”

“Balls.  If you were sexually deprived as long as I was…”

“All the more reason to make up for that now.”

“Nyah!  Down boy!”

“Not up.”

“Who’s talking to you?”

Xander scrambled from the bed, muttering as he went, pausing to admire his nails before switching on the laptop and staring determinedly at it as he waited for it to boot up.

“Love it when you smell like this,” Spike told him from where he’d sprawled on the bed.

“Like wha—  No, I retract that, I don’t want to…”

“Horny.  Hot and horny.”

“I’m not.  Or rather…yes, I am.  But not acting on it.  This is Xander Harris avoiding the evil demon of luuurve.”

Spike grinned and studied his companion, knowing his attention was causing difficulties in Xander’s sweatpant department and relishing that effect.

“When you smell like this.  And look…like that.”

“Like…?  No.  Don’t…”

“You think I can’t see from this angle?  That you’re hard.  Smell it, see it…”

“I’m ignoring you, okay?  Writing my life story for Willow and…and…  Stop staring at me!”

“Any chance you can write your life story in the nude?”

“No.”

“’Cause…fucking hell, I love the look of you.”

“I—”  Xander stopped.  Hesitated before asking, quietly: “You do?  Really?”

“I do,” Spike replied in kind.  “You thought I was taking the piss before, but no, Xander, absolutely not.  Bloody gorgeous, you are.  In fact…  Can I take some photos?  Not pornographic, just…y’know…photos.”

Xander self-consciously ran a hand over his hair.

“Somehow the porn would be easier.”

“You’ll need a portrait to go with the life story.”

“Willow has better pictures.  Of when we were together.  Younger, better looking…”  His fingers brushed the left side of his face.  “Whole.”

“I’m not fussed if you’re going to mope, but can you do it naked?”

“I’m not moping.  I’m…”  Xander waved his hands over the keyboard.  “autobiographying myself.”

“Can I help?  ‘Once upon a time, there was a man called Xander, who was kind and special and hot and horny and he shagged Spike royally.  The end.’  Now, if you’re done, can we…”

“‘Once upon a time there was a vampire called Spike who was kind and special and hot and horny and very, very troubled but wouldn’t let his friend help him so he shagged his friend into one big ouch and then never got sex again.  Ever.’”  Xander looked across to Spike and found him turned away.  “‘Hopefully not…the end’,” Xander concluded.

“Yeah, well, if I start thinking and talking it might be, ever consider that?”

“How about if I start talking about what I’m thinking?”

Spike’s head swivelled back as his curiosity got the better of him.

“You?”

“You ever going to ask me how I feel about what happened?”

“Do you want me to?”

“Yes.”

“But…you seem to be okay.”

“I seem to be, yeah.  Don’t you want to know about that, know for sure?”

“Yes.  Yes, I do.  But I don’t want to go where you talking will lead me.”

“Why, Spike?  Let it out, and let us deal.  ‘Cause, together, we will.”  Spike shrugged and looked away again.  “If nothing else, I have to say how sorry I am for putting you in this situation.  It hurts me so much to see you like this, and…”

“Like what?”

“Like I said: troubled.  Very troubled.  Frightened to think.”

“I’ll get over it,” Spike ineffectually protested.

Xander swiftly rose, moving to Spike’s side, forcefully taking his wrist and sitting him up, bringing him close.

“Let me help you.”

“What if you can’t?  I mean…how can you?  How can you make me what I’m supposed to be when even this wretched soul can’t?”

“Tell me what you think that is: what you’re supposed to be.”

“I’m trying to be a good man.”

“You are a good man.”

“I’m not, I’m damned.”

“We still talking about Koga?  Not the past?”

“Koga.  I have a great excuse for the past, don’t I?  Undiluted demon.  Now…I’m supposed to be better than this.”

“I’ve heard you say that before and you use it way too often.”

“Use what?”

“The ‘I’m supposed to be better’.  What does it mean, what is better?”

Spike looked at Xander as if he were barmy.

“I shouldn’t be killing people.”

Xander nodded thoughtfully.

“Okay, that’s black and white and wholly unrealistic.”

“Why is it?”